bratwurst bellyflop
when a man and a woman are performing the s-x act of 69 with the man on top. the man, out of nowhere, does a bellyflop on top of the woman, therefore, thursting his d-ck down her throat and causing momentary choking
“so me and my girl were 69ing last night when all of a sudden i bratwurst bellyflopped her, she has had a sore throat ever since”
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