Braussie
a braussie is a person who:
-a. born in either britain or australia, and has moved to either country. (-note: they are not a braussie if they have not moved to either country-)
-b. impersonates a british and australian, and talks like with an accent.
– has parents that are both british and australian and raised the child with both heritages.
guy 1: so dude watch this.
(girl walks by)
guy 1: ‘scuse mi poppet! my chap over here is wonderin how an angel like ye not be swarmed by guys
girl: (giggles) i like your accent. where you from? (smiles)
guy 1: well from mi mum n’ pop! kidden’ i be a braussie.
girl: soo… you’re a foreigner? (estatic grin)
guy 1: aye, in a sense i be… aye. anywho! mind giving my chap over here your number? he thinks your quite the she devil (seducing look / charm)
girl: sure! (writes down numbers for both guys)
(girl walks away)
guy 2: how.. did you do that?
guy 1: perks of ‘being’ a braussie!
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