Braveheart Shower


the waterless lazy-man’s shower. basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

reference: in an early scene in the movie braveheart (1995), the young william wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day – no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
i’m late for cl-ss so i’m gonna have to hurry up. i’ll just take a braveheart shower and go.
the waterless lazy-man’s shower. basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

reference: in an early scene in the movie braveheart (1995), the young william wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day – no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
i’m late for cl-ss so i’m gonna have to hurry up. i’ll just take a braveheart shower and go.

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