brazelton
a mole the size of a planet on your face.
wow! he has a brazelton!
1. when running late for work as usual, running across the street, tripping on the curb and landing with your face in doggy-doo.
2. when chasing a woman running away from you on the beach, tripping and landing with your face in doggy-doo.
i totally brazeltoned when i was at the beach trying to hit on this girl…
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