brazen hussy
a brazen hussy is a woman who is sinverguenza, bold and without shame. my beloved hijo tried to marry such a woman, who was thick with curves and did not wipe her feet. she would not cook for my beloved hijo. so i beat her with mi chancla. take that, you trolloping strumpet! no brazen hussies for my hijo.
mi hijo: food, you lazy b-tch!
brazen hussy: i just gave birth to your child!
me: now i beat you with mi chancla!
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