Brazilian Boner Spider
also known as the brazilian wandering spider, this bad–ss spider is from brazil. if this guy bites you, your d-ck is going to be harder than cold steel for, like, eight hours. so much so, that it might rip the skin.
after being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.
the only cure to this impotence is another bite from the b-n-r spider! once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour b-n-r.
“so i went to brazil, and met this chick at carnivale, but i was so drunk that i couldn’t get it up. then, this spider bit me. i think it was called the brazilian b-n-r spider. anyway, we got it on for like 8 hours. it hurt a lot, but you know what they say: when in rome. after we finished, she left and i almost died. after 6 weeks in a dirty brazilian hospital, i was finally able to come home. now i can’t get a b-n-r any more. i’m thinking about buying one of those spiders and have it bite my d-ck every time i’m ready to get it on.”
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