Brazilian Solider
find a young s-xy brazilian girl (p.b-n-s is good hunting), strip her naked and put her on her knees on a table. get a nice thick slide of bread and toast for 3/4 minutes. while the bread is toasting give the girl a good fingering, licking and r-mm-ng. when the toast is ready cut into soldiers. pick up a soldier and dib-dab it inside her and for that extra salty flavour try around her rim…….mmm delicious!
after a hearty meal, luke asked tom if he fancied a dessert. tom replied, i quite fancy a brazilian solider, excellent choice replied luke i’ll have a couple too.
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