brazilian two-headed dragon
when, while eating out a girl’s -sshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. as you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her d-ck out of your mouth. when you c-m, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a c-mshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.
“mate, why does your breath smell of burnt sh-t?”
“oh sorry man, lucy made me do my brazilian two-headed dragon impression.”
“…that’s f-cked up, dude.”
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