bread baby
similar to a food baby, when a person consumes large amounts of carbohydrates (e.g.- breads, pastas, rice) and their stomach protrudes, looking pregnant.
i have to stop eating so many carbs or else i’m going to birth a bread baby.
ultimately the result of the process of breadmaking. this happens when the risen bread removed from the woman’s v-g-n- is shaped like a baby. refer to breadmaker
hey, you want to go have some bread babies and jam?
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