bread-boffer
a guy who f-cks a loaf of bread and then f-cks his girlfriend who has celiac disease. celiac disease is an intolerance to gluten and wheat related foods that can be deadly. the term is possibly referred to in the frank zappa song “broken hearts are for -ssholes.”
anders bread-boffed his girlfriend but she’s okay.
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