Breadscavation
the act, upon opening the wrapper around a loaf of bread, of digging your fingers past the first few slices, with the expectation that the slices closer to the center of the loaf are somehow superior.
whenever i unwrap the wonder, i engage in some serious breadscavation to find the perfect slice for my toast.
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