break the porcelain


when a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. to sh-t your brain’s out.
“oh man, i just took a giant sh-t. i broke the porcelain!”

“i only sh-t at work because i don’t wanna break the porcelain in my bathroom.”

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