Break Up Fart
the fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.
may be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.
gerald: -pfffftt!-
marcy: “i swear if you fart one more time then it’s over. it will be the break up fart”
later that evening……
gerald: -poot-
marcy: “that’s it i’m outta here!”
gerald: “please baby i’m sorry take me back!”
(door slams)
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