Breakfast
a mythological event before the dawn of time.
“i don’t believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. with a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist”
a meal…obviously…
who the f-ck needs to know what breakfast is? seriously…why are you even searching it?
the first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. however, dinner is much better in bed.
you may get breakfast in bed, but i get dinner in bed, which is much better.
a meal that is usually served in the morning.
let’s go to ihop (international house of pancakes) for breakfast today!
the act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a s-xual way)
guy 1: d-mn, i just had a good -ss breakfast this morning.
guy 2: really, what did you have ?
guy 1: my wife…
what you will shout to have the world for if you drink volcanicity.
george volcano: “it will make you shout, ‘c’mon world i’ll have you for breakfast!’ try some!”
tyrannosaurus allen: “hmm yes, i do feel hydrated! c’mon world i’m tyrannosaurus allen and i’ll have you for breakfast!”
a name given to a particular person who you find extremly attractive and would like to jump make out, or have s-x with. this comes from the saying “man, i’d eat her for breakfast”
“that guy has a body like a god, he’s my breakfast”
“murray is my breakfast”
“i’d love to lick that breakfast stamp”
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