breakfast in head
a bl-w j-b in the morning right after you wake up. usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin’. performed by sk-nks or your wife.
“so i brought that 48 year old that i met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head” steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
“wow, dude! that’s great!” matt exclaimed. “she’s old enough to be your mom”
true story
a righteous s-xual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.
when the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. as she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. he then carefully aims his -rg-smal trajectory facewards. after depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, “there’s your f-cking breakfast. coffee?”
we had a wonderful time in venice – really enjoyed san marco, saw an orchestra perform verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand c-n-l and i gave her breakfast in head.
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