Breakfast in portugal
this action involve lying your partner on the breakfast table. this will require an egg. after having her lay on the table, you take the egg & place it inside her v-g-n-. do not put it in too far, just enough so that it will not break. next, you put your p-n-s inside her and break the egg. after breaking the egg, have some s-x and enjoy the slimy egg yolk. afterwards, you eat the egg out of her (the egg part of breakfast) and then she gives you a bl-wj-b (the breakfast sausage)
yummy!
jimmy: hey, have you had mcdonalds new breakfats sandwich?
john: no, but have you tried breakfast in portugal?
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