breakfast maker


a morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast
john was always able to perform a breakfast maker when it was really neccessary
when lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.
i was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some f-cking food.

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