Breakfast Ratio
n. the ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. the optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
person 1: how was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
person 2: terrible! hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
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