Breakfast Roll
female initiated morning s-x. the breakfast roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and h-rny. whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. breakfast rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or f-ll-t–.
stan: carl you are late for work again. this cannot continue. i have a business to run. why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
carl: i am sorry stan. i am out of routine. my old lady keeps doing the breakfast roll every morning. b-tch is horned up something fierce. i will stop her next time.
stan: h-ll no carl. let the b-tch ride it. i will just change your start time!
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