breakfast swamp
the soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn’t washed since s-x the night before. this state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.
i can’t meet meet your mates while i’m in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.
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