Breakfast Wrap
when your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.
hey broooh. you might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. you still have krispy kreme glaze all over it.
that’s no donut glaze braaaahhh. my girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and i didn’t have time to shower.
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