breaktarded


the act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. sometimes ends friendships. may result in -n-l vomiting.
jane: ‘so guys, how do you like my hangover cure?’

white thunder: ‘peanut b-tter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. get out.’

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