breast assured
similar to the phrase, rest -ssured, only referring to confirmation a chick’s br–sts are real
i thought she paid for those, but breast -ssured, they are real!
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when your going hard in her p-ssy and right before you c-m, she pulls up her pants and you -j-c-l-t- on her cameltoe. i remember the first time i tried camel jerking and she didn’t have the money to pay for her dry cleaning.
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when one person -ssertively fingers another person in a moving vehicle. i was carblastin’ this girl driving my lamborghini down 99 last night.
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someone who is treatened as an -sshole but as well with respect – ¿me das tu numero de teléfono? – no quiero que lo sepas chato slang noun meaning short, small or stubby in some cases that homie was chato when he was younger. in portuguese, “chato” can mean “flat”, “boring” or “annoying”. it is […]
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