Breast-Dialing
related to b-tt-dialing, breast dialing is when a woman puts her phone in her bra and accidentally calls someone without realizing it.
call recipient- h-llo? h-llo?
later that day…
call recipient- hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so i just hung up.
breast-dialer- oh yeah sorry those were my br–sts dialing you.
call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.
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