Breast Milk

milk produced by a woman following childbirth. it is lower in fat than cow’s milk and is sweeter due to its high lactose content. its flow is stimulated by the hormone oxytocin from the pituitary gland, and by suckling. it is said that any young woman will begin to produce milk if suckled persistently over many days or weeks. many men and women enjoy the delicate taste of breast milk. the act of giving and taking it for some is a uniquely intimate bond of love. breast milk contains antibodies which help protect the infant. it has been used as a disinfectant and applied to wounds, stings, and bites to aid healing.

human breast milk can be stored in a sealed container in a refrigerator at -4 c for up to 72 hours. alternatively, it can be stored frozen in suitable containers at -20 c for up to 6 months.

pooled human milk has been used successfully to make a very soft crumbly cheese although not on a commercial scale. this may change since sheep or goats could, in theory, have their genetic code altered to produce milk with the same chemical composition as human milk. breast milk has been used by a few chefs who wish astonish their customers, or more likely, to gain publicity.
breast milk is commonly known as mother’s milk. the widespread use of wet nurses both now and in the past makes this a bit of an old wives tale.
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healthy liquid nuorishment that is secreted from a cambodian immagrant from the bronx.
from dave chappelle

p. diddy: all right, you guys ain’t working as a team. i’m gonna have to shut down the studio. the only way i’ll reopen the studio is if you go up to the bronx, and get me some breastmilks from a cambodian immigrant. i only drink the finest breastmilks.

breastmilks, you make my daaayaaaayyy!!!
milk produced by a woman’s mammaries which comes in several days after she gives birth, preceeded by colostrum. it lets down in two parts: foremilk and hindmilk. it is the best food for every baby. despite all attempts by formula companies, it has never been able to be copied. several hormones are involved in the production and let-down of breastmilk (i.e. oxytocin and prolactin). it also changes as the baby grows up to continue to provide optimal benefits to newborn through toddler years. there are many women who pump out their breastmilk to donate to hospital’s nicus or for personal donations. it has also been used topically for sensitive skin and for adults who are dehydrated and sickly.
i will be mailing 200 ounces of breastmilk to the hospital later today.
a liquid substance that must be sucked from a woman’s ta-ta’s. it is extremely beneficial to a child’s intellectual ability.

breast feeding act score correlation:
no breast milk: 0-18
3 months breast milk: 18-23
6 months breast milk: 23-28
9 months breast milk: 28-33
12 months breast milk: 33-35
and if you want a freaking smart -ss baby, breast feed them til they go to college!
girl: i love you so much, you are so smart.
guy: thanks, my mom just finished breast feeding me. i love breast milk. yum! (licks lips)
healthy liquid nuorishment that is secreted from a cambodian immagrant from the bronx.
from dave chappelle

p. diddy: all right, you guys ain’t working as a team. i’m gonna have to shut down the studio. the only way i’ll reopen the studio is if you go up to the bronx, and get me some breastmilks from a cambodian immigrant. i only drink the finest breastmilks.

breastmilks, you make my daaayaaaayyy!!!
refers to a person as breastmilk if they are any of the following
1.drunk and p-ssed out
2.not partaking in group activities
3.whining and complaining

4.or so tired they won’t show to the party
it’s reference to being a baby and requiring breastmilk
tyler:”hey fancher we are playing beer pong at the camp grounds wanna come”

aaron:”dude it is raining outside i’m staying posted”

tyler:”it’s just rain fanch don’t be so breastmilk”
when something is extremely bad-ss/funny/ridiculous/hot/enjoyable.
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a: “i can’t believe that f-ll-t– session i just received from my female counterpart”

a: “sh-t was so breastmilk”