breast smuggler


a female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.
rachel was ragging with aunt flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

my mom is a breast smuggler. she’s always got some gum in there. want a piece?

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