Breast-Volarity Curve
the standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.
the optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one’s hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
the curve follows a sharp gaussian/cauchy–lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
this is informally known as “the hand rule.”
person 1: wow, she has exquisite br–sts.
person 2: eh, they’re too large.
person 1: nonsense!
person 2: where do they fit on the breast-volarity curve?
person 1: ahhh, good call.
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