Breastacles


a woman’s breast being the centre of attention whether intentionally or not.
suzy had become quite the breastacle around the office lately.
a manly display of courage, defiance, self determination or other unexpected act of standing up for ones self by the female of the human species.
i asked her to dance and she quickly put me in my place…now there’s a pair of breastacles!
another word for br–sts, usually used by creepy or dirty minded people.
i want to stroke her breastacles.
similar to a ‘breast’, but covered in tentacles; hence the compound word ‘breastacle’

most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.
‘time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle’
-grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him-
‘oh motherf-cker. it just grabbed me back! it’s at times like these that i reflect upon the terms ironic and comeuppance.’
a man’s chest; his pecks; male version of br–sts
i’m working out my triceps and my breastacles today.

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