breasticles

the rounded organs situated on a female chest. they come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.
look at the breasticles on her!
another word to add to the list of words that are, and will always be br–sts.
i have rather large breasticles
br–sts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling t-st-cl-s.
“don’t let your mom on the trampoline! she’ll beat herself to death with those breasticles!”
a prolific ancient greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430bc, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. his contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
he is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. in his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.
socrates: know thyself.

breasticles: know thy br–sts, my good friend.
br–sts, normally possessed by an old woman, that hang to anywhere below the waist, therefore the contraction of “breast” and “t-st-cl-” is formed.
jim: “my gramma has breasticles.”
dave: “i know.”
jim: “when did you meet my /grandmother/?”
dave: “…”
slang term for t-ts, b–bies, br–sts, b–bs, baps, babylons, gazongas, puppies, jugs, bosoms, three-penny-bits, bee stings,t-tties, spaniels ears etc…
‘breasticles, t-st-cl-s, wallet and watch…’

‘i’ve got a lovely pair of breasticles…’

‘can i have a squeeze of your breasticles please?’
br–sts that are so saggy and low that they might as well be t-st-cl-s. a common condition found old women.
woah! that old woman in the locker room had some serious breasticles!

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