Breasties before Testes
when you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; an alternative to woes before bros.
jim:”so, carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
carol:”no, sorry jim”
jim:”i thought that you said earlier that you could go”
carol:”brittany and i are watching netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
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