Breastphyxiation
the act of suffocating someone with a large pair of br–sts, usually a d cup or larger. this usually occurs when someone tries to motorboat a girl and it goes horribly wrong, causing him to asphyxiate within the girl’s br–sts.
john: bro, did you hear about dave?
nick: no, what happened?
john: he was trying to motorboat some hot chick with a huge rack, but got lost in there and died.
nick: dude… -shakes head-
john: yeah, the coroner said cause of death was accidental breastphyxiation.
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