breasts

a smarter word for b–bies
so i was supposed to bring around a foreign exchange student around campus and i spot this hot girl and i say “d-mn look at the b–bs on that one” and he looks at me like what are b–bs? i say “you know kinda like br–sts” he nods at me. we go to the cafe and to buy some food, he goes up to the counter and asks for some f-cking chicken b–bies.
t-ts, t-tties, tig ol’ bitties, b–bs, jugs, melons, cans, hooters, dirty pillows, gazongas, yabbos, tig bitties, knockers, mammaries, fun bags, honkers, headlights, baps, meat puppets, ta-tas, naturals, b–bies, guns, bahama mammas, balloons, bawagos, big brown eyes, blinkers, bobambas, bodacious tatas, bombs, bosom, bosooms, boulders, bristols, brown suckies, bubatoes, bups, bust, busts, cadillac b-mper bullets, casabas, chest, chuberteens, cones, gedoinkers, doorkn-bs, floppers, fried eggs, fugis, gams, gazangas, jungle t-ts, golden bazoos, golden winnebagoes, mounds, mountains, marshmallows, maguffies, grenadoes, hogans, honkers, itty-bitty-t-tties, jalobes, bazongoes, bazookas, bazooms, bazoos, ninnies, nips, nupies, pair, nice pair, p-n-s squeezers, beamers, starter b-ttons, tads, handles, tatas, t-ttyboppers, bee stings, jiggers, jobes, rolling hills, cup cakes, cushions, dairy section, highbeams, hinyackas, kn-bs, love apples, love monkeys, luscious scoops of flesh, twins, love warts, watermellons, wazoos, whoppers, winnebagos, yabos, mambas, mammas, mamms, m-ssive mammaries, mazabas, mellons, milk factories, mcguffies, mosquito bites,perkies, pillows, pimples, pink chewies, rack, set, smosabs, stacked, torpedoes, towel racks.
beat that.
1) the softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) the softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) where milk comes from.
those br–sts are making my mouth water!
the best pillows you can sleep on!
you get a scale that defines them:
(from small to m-ssive)
1 flat
2 fried eggs
3 t-tties
4 t-ts
5 jibbies
6 b–bs
7 broobs
8 br–sts
9 juggs
10 mellons
the greatest creation known to man
and the lord said “let there be br–sts on women.”
girls body part that boys love to squeeze and girls don’t like it
let me squeeze your breast

h-ll no! do you even know how that feels
on a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman’s body he would turn to stone.
“keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours.”
what lonely teenaged boys wish they could touch.
look at that girl’s br–sts. i just want to reach over and…