Breath
1 noun- the air inhaled and exhaled in respiration.
2 often written by uneducated people thinking they are writing “breathe” br-ee-th, when they are really just saying “breath” breh-th
1 “take a deep breath.”
2 imahotty911 “i was so excited, i could barely breath.”
smartygirl497 “i think you mean “breathe.”
imahotty911 “shut your mouth, b-tch!”
the reason why you are on urbandictionnary today.
alex is alive because he is breathing air but is breath is horrible.
this is something to be feared. for it can be deadly. or it can smell minty fresh. breath is one quick and terrible way to kill a man. breath is deadly.
justin: “omg did you smell that?!?!?!”
melia: “yeah man, that was breath. jonathon done dropped dead it was so bad.”
noun (plural: breaths)
a tobacco cigarette, b-mmed from a buddy or some random dude, either of corporate manufacture, or hand rolled for the m-sses: the tight wallets, heavy smokers, or those aiming for the hipster appearance, while actually having neither affliction. or: a drag, puff or toke therein.
the scene outside a bar in d.c., band members light celebratory cigarettes after playing to a sell out crowd:
brit 1 lights a cigarette.
brit 2: can a get breath?
brit 1: sorry man, he only had two left, but wouldn’t give his last one away.
brit 2: b-mmer.
a beat.
brit 2: can i get a drag then?
brit 1: yea billy, go head.
when someone has bad breath. you look at them say breath, look them up and down lika b-tch and walk off.
jonny: heya
lisa: breath
( she looks him up and down and walks off )
a fart out of your mouth, that’s why it stinks.
d-mn, your breath smells like poo.
a person on earth posses the skills necessary to be so bad at life and yet seem semi-normal.
look at that breath, what a wierdo.
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