bree wagner
the most hottest girl you’ve ever seen! she’s loyal, kind, with a cute face and perfect body. everyone wants to date her. she’s the perfect girl! but she has a boyfriend and his name starts with an a. oh yeah she has nice legs, (preferably because she plays a couple sports) and if you have a bree wagner in your life, keep her!
d-mn, i wish my girl was like bree wagner!
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