Breerection
physical reaction due to uncontrollable delight at the prospect of homemaker-related activities.
you’re coming to visit next month? omg we must have a mixer, a dinner party and i will make roast beef, rice, apple pie and i shall have all our friends over and have drinks. your guest room will have amazing bedsheets, new pillow and decor and it will all be spotless! i just had a breerection!!!!
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