Breeze Wash


the act of using febreeze to “wash” bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.
ex:1
-hey man we gotta go now! else we’ll be late for the party!

-oh i totally forgot! hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.

ex:2
-i have no clean shirts!

-no prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.

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