BREEZY ACRES
after vigorously pumping your ol’ lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your b-tt cheeks and suctioned within. after the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. this condition is called a “pof,” or post–rg-smic fart.
after riding roughshod all over her tail last night, i was suddenly afflicted with an overwhelming bout of breezy acres, or post-ejaculatory flatulations.
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