Breezy Jangles
to have super long p-b-s that flow in the wind and are long enough to tie jingle bells to. then to rape a santa clause at the mall and jingle hump while saying “ho ho ho you b-tch”
“dude, i saw a santa clause at the mall getting it on on with some breezy jangles”
“no way?! that happened to me last week”
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