Brennan’s Rule of Rascism
within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:
1. the perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (law of presence)
2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(law of acquaintance)
example 1:
asian joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.
jewish josh: eh.
(internal thought process: i am not offended by this since i am both present, and more than just acquainted with joe)
example 2: (joe and brennan outside the presence of josh)
asian joe: josh is such a f-cking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.
irish brennan: your rascist.
example 3: (joe in a barmitzvah)
josh: joe, i want you to meet my friend steve.
asian joe: awesome! now i get to add another kike and josh can stop being such a token.
steve: (internal thought process: you rascist son of a b-tch)
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