Brennology


a language in which only the very few and very fortunate stumble upon. although very confusing at times and head scratching during moments of apparent clarity for the creator, this is a language that consists of the weeeeee’s and the welps. the hoyty and the toytys. and the ritzy and glamorous concoctions of a princess.
“i just got promoted weeeeeeeeee”

welp. (self explanatory) wanting to end a conversation without being rude

hoyty toyty: who the h-ll knows but its been used in brennology

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