brentism
when someone complains about something that isn’t real. such complaints can be, but are not limited to:
chronic onset gout
heret-tary wrinkles
telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
calling in sick to work
going home sick from work
sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
constantly one-upping a story
hey man, i’m going to pull a brentism and call in sick tomorrow.
hey man, my 15th child that i never told you about who played as a professional nhl player im bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. i have to go home early.
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