Bret
a wonderful best friend.
usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. anyone who knows a bret is blessed for life.
“wow, what a super, amazing guy. he must be a bret.”
the most s-xiest guy in the whole entire world and the bestest boyfriend in the whole universe!!
ima so lucky to be going out with bret!!
noun, proper. “bee-ret”- a choad, a stalker. one who is s-xually deprived and not quite down enough to obtain the infamous “b-rad” status.
-likes to have s-x with r-t-rded women and neanderthals.
oh d-mn b-ret why you huffin on dat gasoline?!
man,don’t pull a f-ckin b-ret!
sh-t dribbler.
bret: yeah i f-cked her bro, she was a good root.
person: you’re such a bret, i don’t believe you.
bret: i swear to g-d.
person 1: can you smell something?
person 2: oh there’s just a bret talking over there.
person 1: f-ck, it stinks like sh-t.
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