Brett Favre’s Disease
a douchebag who doesn’t know when to quit.
derived from lou gerig’s disease
in 1939, when gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.
favre’s starting streak ending unlike gehrig’s after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a s-xual har-ssment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.
favre was a douchbag to the very end:
“i heard people say ‘hate for the streak to end like this,’” favre said. “end like what? it’s been a great run.”
only in your mind brett, only in your mind.
why is dave at the club? isn’t he like, 45 years old? everyone thinks he’s a joke out there dancing like that.
i know dude, but be a little bit understanding. he’s got a bad case of brett favre’s disease.
after tom sent those pictures to jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; he had brett favre’s disease.
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