bretutuh
a dumb redneck && a guy who wears camo hats that aren’t real… he always looks mad evven tho its just cuz he’s tired…. he wants to kill mich-lle.. and he’s reeeeaaaalllll tight,,,, he cuffs his pants and wears worn out vans.. he rides ponies.. and he hates that mich-lle hates potato’s .. he eats barbeque chips.. he’s a fat -ss thats gonna die.. and he likes chocolate milk with floss things in it.. yummy!!!!! he lives in leona valley and wouldn’t live anywhere else. he likes chickens and f-cking b-tches on trampolines….
jimmy-did u see bretutuh at brets house.. ??
jeff-yeah he was the most f-cked up redneck iv ever seen!!
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