Brew the Coffee
an oral s-x act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral s-x on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. this act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.
mike: “honey, i know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of golden girls”
tracy: “sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? sweet and creamy? “
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