Breylon’s Paradox
when a usually speedy electronic device suddenly slows to a halt at the moment you need it most.
i tried to clock in on time, but the computer just stopped working, and made me 2 minutes late. this is the 3rd time i’ve fell into breylon’s paradox this week.
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