brian grimley
his p-n-s size can be described as “all the small things,” the famous stand tune that was written about him. but size does not matter to the ladies that find him to be a mixture of hot and cute, for his stick technique is not only good on the marching band field, but in the bedroom as well.
wow, that mallet is the size of brian grimley
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