Brian Peppers
possibly the ugliest/coolest guy ever. a convicted s-x offender, he has an abnormal appearance. brian peppers has become a recent internet celebrity as people have been accessing his photo through a s-x offender database.
nickname: “beep”
brian peppers, s-x god-!
(- = offender)
i’d let him grossly s-xually imposition me anyday!
one of the biggest internet sensations known to man. he is a role model to many a’ people around the world. he is a convicted s-x offender in ohio. he suffers from “crouzon’s syndrome”, making him that much more ugly. his face kind of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving h-ll out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. when you take it out you get, brian peppers. acording to files he resides in a place called “white house rehab” in ohio. yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell you that there is no such person living there. we all know they are lying because the government told them to.
1. i went to brian peppers house today. he touched me then i got the f-ck out of there because his face looks like a pumpkin.
2. person 1: “the people at white house rehab said that hes not there”
person 2: “they are a bunch of lying son of b-tches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there.”
the most amazing s-x offender ever, becuase of how he looks it is amazing anyone would go close enough to him to be molested by him
oh my god brian peppers is ugly, maybe i should let him rape me!
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