brian reed

1. a sh-tty writer who couldn’t write to save his life.

2. an action that describe the indescribable moment when you’r friend takes a kill from you in a game.

3. a god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.

4. liam neeson in disguise because he’s on a mission to end halo and then save halo from microsoft.
ex. 1. brian reed ruined halo 5’s campaign.

ex. 2. jason: “i’ only need one kill and i get an unfrigg!”

freddy: -steals your kill, gets you killed too because spnkr prime-

jason: “omfg wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!! you f-cking cuck! you brian reed me you stupid f-got -ss

p-ssy! i will eat your family!”

freddy: -steals your girl. d-mn, freddy is smooth with the children!-

ex. 3. “let me tell you a story about when sammus got the d from master chief! it’s an

untold story of halo!”

ex. 4. he doesn’t know who you are. he doesn’t know what you want. if phil spencer is looking for ransom liam can tell him that he doesn’t have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. skills he has acquired over a very long career. skills that make him a nightmare for people like microsoft publishing. if phil lets halo go now that’ll be the end of it. liam will not look for you, liam will not pursue you, but if phil doesn’t, liam will look for you, liam will find you and liam will kill you.”