Briare
a real texan girl and ardent cowboys fan. prim and proper by day, but when friday night comes around, she’s totally drunk and snoring like a lawnmower by morning.
who the h-ll is mowing their lawn at 3am??
oh, that’s just briare in a drunken coma..
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